Sunday, March 30, 2014

Final Four Report: Chieftans Clinch Title

Bunch captures Calcutta, eyes record books

Zack "Attack" Wagner - ROY

Some of us have been doing this for 15 years and have nothing to show for it (looks in mirror). Then a young buck walks into the auction room and pulls off one of the most impressive draft nights in history (hindsight is 20/20).

It appears he's etched himself into Calcutta lore and the possibility of making the record books for most wins in a single Calcutta is alive and waiting. A guaranteed victory in the Final Four by winning both regional finals on the left side of the bracket puts them at a hearty 13. Only the Counselors' Badgers can derail them from history with a Wisconsin national championship, who locked up a second place finish for the morning line favorites. I'll have to do some digging in the record books to see if any team in history has advanced three teams to the final four. Hats off to the Bunch of Chieftans with the sixth championship in Calcutta history.

The scene in the Bunch's locker room after Sunday's games were captured by this hidden video....


Meanwhile at the Barristers HQ....the second place legal beagles were only left to ask....


Seemingly in control of the Calcutta after five second round wins, team Counselors were sucking wind in the Elite Eight and the Bunch basically just ran over everyone...including their fierce rival....the newly-named Wyn-Doctors.

The Wyn-Doctors took it on the chin with consecutive losses to the Bunch as the clock tolled midnight on Dayton and Michigan State was greeted by a UConn Garden party in the Big Apple.  The Wyn-Docs were last seen screaming....


It was fun while it lasted in trash-talk land, but the Chieftans did their talking on the court and can only offer the Wyn-Docs a safe landing.

As for the defending champs, the Dos Amigos, it appears that a new name will be etched on this year's trophy. Stuck in fourth place and out of the money with the Michigan last second loss to Kentucky, the Amigos failed to hit the board.

When reached for comment...Coach (Bill the) Cat  only could say he was utterly....




And what would a Calcutta be without the traditional.....


Final Standings:
Bunch - 1st
Counselors - 2nd
Wyn-Docs/Elders - share 3rd

The national champion dough ($200) is still up for grabs for the weekend....

Well it was a fun Calcutta all around...thanks for playing.

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